College Slut Dies from Drinking Too Much Alcohol

I’ve lived in this great country for over 15 years, so shit like this has ceased to amaze me:

WINONA, Minnesota (AP) — On the morning after the house party on Johnson Street, Jenna Foellmi and several other twentysomethings lay sprawled on the beds and couches. When a friend reached over to wake her, Foellmi was cold to the touch.

Jenna Foellmi died of alcohol poisoning in December after a night of drinking.
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Foellmi, a 20-year-old biochemistry major at Winona State University, died of alcohol poisoning on December 14, one day after she had finished her last exam of the semester. According to police reports, she had three beers during the day, then played beer pong — a drinking game — in the evening, and downed some vodka, too.
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Exactly how much Jenna drank that night isn’t clear. The coroner did not release her blood-alcohol level, saying only that it was “not compatible with life.”

ROFLMAO!! Gee, ya THINK?

Police: “So how many times was the guy shot before he died?“
Coroner: “I can’t tell you exactly, but the number of gunshot wounds was not compatible with life.“

OH, DURRRRR…..

Anyway it’s a good thing she’s dead now, because if the Internet is any indicator, she’d probably have ended up like this anyway:

Hey, ever notice how ALL “Drunk College Sluts” are skinny white girls? What’s the deal with that?