This just in:
A Pakistani man accused of killing his daughter because she wanted out of an arranged marriage told a judge Tuesday that he had done nothing wrong.
Ok that’s all fine and dandy, this guy is gonna get the chair, or at least life in prison. However, this whole story got me thinking…
How much of a LOSER was the groom, that the woman would rather stay single than be arranged to marry him? I mean, just how FUGLY and BROKE was he? And please don’t tell me any of that “Oh women want to be able to choose their mate, and not be arranged to some stranger” bullshit.
Look, whether or not we choose to publicly admit it in this Politically-fucking-Correct society, women want basically four BASIC things in a husband:
- Money
- Protection
- Good looks. That includes height
- A nice-size (“big”) penis, along with the skills to fuck well
- Money
Ok that’s technically five lines not four, but you get my point. So if the groom didn’t have these bare-essential qualities, well it’s the woman’s dad’s fault for setting his daughter up with a loser. So it’s all on his head. Sorry buddy. Pakistani or not, you should know that 99.99% of women want money, protection, a handsome tall guy with a big dick. You shoulda researched all these things on the guy before setting him up with your daughter!

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Dad kills daughter (“honor killing”) over Arranged Marriage
This just in:
Ok that’s all fine and dandy, this guy is gonna get the chair, or at least life in prison. However, this whole story got me thinking…
How much of a LOSER was the groom, that the woman would rather stay single than be arranged to marry him? I mean, just how FUGLY and BROKE was he? And please don’t tell me any of that “Oh women want to be able to choose their mate, and not be arranged to some stranger” bullshit.
Look, whether or not we choose to publicly admit it in this Politically-fucking-Correct society, women want basically four BASIC things in a husband:
Ok that’s technically five lines not four, but you get my point. So if the groom didn’t have these bare-essential qualities, well it’s the woman’s dad’s fault for setting his daughter up with a loser. So it’s all on his head. Sorry buddy. Pakistani or not, you should know that 99.99% of women want money, protection, a handsome tall guy with a big dick. You shoulda researched all these things on the guy before setting him up with your daughter!
This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm and is filed under General Social Commentary, Humor, News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.