“Thank You, Sharon!”

…For reminding me that there are NO decent AA women under 300lbs.

Really, Sharon? REALLY? You call me in the morning, NOT to thank me for coming out of my precariously depressed shell and hanging out, but to COMPLAIN about how you FELT I was acting? And to give me the “I’m not getting what *I* want from you right now so I wish you well now kindly fuck off” speech? REALLY, Sharon? REALLY???

 

Let me tell you something based on over 2 decades of experience (some of which I’ve already shared with you in fucking DOCUMENT format) and random anecdotes from other people. See, as a collective, you and your AA “sisters” are all hyper-individualistic, and SELFISH. So selfish that if you can’t have a “friend” on YOUR terms, RIGHT NOW, WITHOUT PATIENCE OR COMPROMISE, then you just toss the person aside like yesterday’s garbage. For example: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN INVITE ME OUT YESTERDAY?? WHY???

 

Oh, and regarding the whole “Oh I’m so single because I don’t meet decent black men or I have bad luck…”… nigger PLEASE. Cry me a fucking river. You (individually AND as a COLLECTIVE) continue to make HORRIBLE dating/mating choices, and you wonder why you’re still single at 44, or (in the case of your many “sisters”) single moms. You emotionally stupid block-headed BITCHES never learn anything, are too STUBBORN to admit when you’re wrong, and too “loud and proud” to COMPROMISE and land a decent, good-hearted man before you turn 50 and/or gain 120lbs of fat! Again, as a COLLECTIVE, YOU bitches are the cause of your OWN misery. When will y’all TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?

 

But to the latter point, do I really give a shit anymore? I was just pointing out how utterly ridiculous you people are. Despite my inner misgivings, I thought YOU might be different, but you definitely proved my inner Hopeful wrong, and proved my inner Cynic 100% right! Your kind truly is a blightupon this fucking planet.

 

Incidentally, the above are all rhetorical fucking questions, so keep the answers to yourself. You’ll be happy to know that your email is fucking blocked, so that’s one less “immature” and imperfect dude to think about. So please go away, Sharon, and while you’re at it, fucking THINK critically about what just happened here.

 

Goodbye (and frankly, good fucking riddance).